ALIYAH
SIMULATOR

You have decided to move to Israel. Mazal tov.
Between you and the tarmac at Ben Gurion stand: apostilles, certified translations, a rabbi who may or may not be "recognized," a consulate that closes for chagim you've never heard of, and a WhatsApp group with 847 participants and zero answers.

Collect every document. Survive the appointments. Land before your file — or your sanity — expires.

This simulation is unofficial and exaggerated for comedic effect. Any resemblance to your actual aliyah is statistically inevitable. The Ministry accepts no responsibility. The Ministry accepts nothing after 12:30.